Halloween, Bitch.
Yo yo yo it’s that time of year When a little eight-year-old dressed as Golda Meir Comes and knocks on my door and I fill her sack with suckers Yo trick-or-treat, Bitch, it’s HALLOWEEN MOTHAFUCKAS...
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Yo I moved to New York from the good ol’ Midwest Why did I move? Cuz it’s the MOTHA FUCKIN’ BEST Sure Ohio’s less expensive, more charming, and much greener New York has more pollution and is Jewier...
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I know you’ll be real shocked, based on just how cool I am That in high school being popular, wasn’t quite my jam I never smoked cigarettes, I was scared of emphysema I didn’t drink till college when I...
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